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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Battle Of El-Teb</title>
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<description>Another success for Her Majesty's armed forces</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Battle of Waterloo</title>
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<description>An epic poem for an epic battle</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Wreck of the Steamer "Stella"</title>
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<description>A holiday cruise ends in disaster</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Burning of the People's Variety Theatre, Aberdeen</title>
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<description>McGonagall gets to shout 'Fire!' in a crowded theatre</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Wreck of the Steamer "Stella"</title>
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<description>A holiday cruise ends in disaster</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Bill Bowls, the Sailor</title>
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<description>Another variation on the Bill Bowls saga</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Lines in Memoriam Regarding the Entertainment I Gave on the 31st March, 1893, in Reform Street Hall, Dundee</title>
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<description>In memory of that rare occasion - an appreciative McGonagall audience</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Wreck Of The Steamer "London"</title>
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<description>A fellow tragedian is numbered amongst the casualties</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Jack Honest, or the Widow and her Son</title>
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<description>Too honest to accept a sovereign from a gentleman - the twit</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Battle of Glencoe</title>
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<description>Not the Glencoe massacre, but another triumph for Queen Victoria's army</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Christmas Goose</title>
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<description>Mrs Cratchit wasn't the only one to be confronted with a huge bird on Christmas Day</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay</title>
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<description>McGonagall's second poem and, according to him, 'the only poem that made me famous universally'</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Sunlight Soap</title>
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<description>A celebrity endorsement from the great Poet</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Great Franchise Demonstration</title>
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<description>Dundonians turn out in droves to demand the vote</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> A Requisition To The Queen</title>
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<description>McGonagall addresses his beloved monarch</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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