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<description>A daily "poetic gem" drawn from the works of William McGonagall, the world's worst poet</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Edinburgh</title>
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<description>The sights and sounds of the poet's birthplace.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Albion Battleship Calamity</title>
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<description>A grand occasion ends in disaster.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Jottings of New York</title>
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<description>The shocking things that go on in the Big Apple on a Sunday.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Late Sir John Ogilvy</title>
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<description>Another Dundee worthy bites the dust.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Inauguration of the Hill o' Balgay</title>
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<description>In which Earl Dalhousie offers to buy a shed for the people of Dundee.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Nora, The Maid of Killarney</title>
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<description>In which we learn of the fickleness of men, and the limited number of rhymes for 'Killarney'</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> A Summary History of Lord Clive</title>
<link>http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgclive.htm</link>
<description>A wicked Prince tries to stop the British conquering India</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> An Address to the Rev. George Gilfillan</title>
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<description>The immortal virtues of McGonagall's friend and patron gets another going over</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Montrose</title>
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<description>Not even Dundee can rival Montrose's high street.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> Grif of the Bloody Hand</title>
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<description>What Wat Tyler did before the Peasants' Revolt</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> A Tale of Elsinore</title>
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<description>Not a rewrite of Hamlet, but another tale from the Danish palace</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Battle of Shina, in Africa</title>
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<description>The last-minute intervention of a passing Scotchman proves decisive</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Little Match Girl</title>
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<description>Another melodramatic heroine bites the dust</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Horrors of Majuba</title>
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<description>The Boers beat the British army, by the sneaky trick of outnumbering them</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title> The Battle of Flodden Field</title>
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<description>One of the great disasters of Scottish history draws the inevitable McGonagall effort.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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