McGonagall Gem of the Day http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk A daily "poetic gem" drawn from the works of William McGonagall, the world's worst poet en-gb Fri, 16 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT Fri, 16 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss webmaster@mcgonagall-online.org.uk A Christmas Carol http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgcarol.htm McGonagall's contribution to the festive season - you won't hear this one at King's College! Fri, 02 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgcarol.htm The Funeral of the German Emperor http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgemperor.htm Another great state occasion gets the McGonagall treatment Sat, 03 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgemperor.htm The Wreck of the "Columbine" http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgcolumbine.htm And you thought Ellen MacArthur had it tough... Sun, 04 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgcolumbine.htm The Convict's Return http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgconvict.htm A convict returns to his home and to his woman Mon, 05 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgconvict.htm The Kessack Ferry-Boat Fatality http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgkessack.htm Or rather, six fatalities Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgkessack.htm The First Grenadier of France http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pggren.htm For once McGonagall finds a military hero outside Her Majesty's forces Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pggren.htm The Battle of Corunna http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgcorunna.htm Another British victory, and another heroic General bites the dust Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgcorunna.htm Lines in Praise of the Lyric Club Banquet http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpglyric.htm McGonagall gets a square meal and a friendly audience, for once Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpglyric.htm The Sunderland Calamity http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgsunderland.htm The promise of presents leads to the death of 200 children Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgsunderland.htm A Tribute to Mr Murphy and the Blue Ribbon Army http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgmurphy.htm A salute to a fellow crusader against the demon drink Sun, 11 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgmurphy.htm McGonagall's Ode to the King http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/mpgking.htm A new monarch receives the McGonagall treatment Mon, 12 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/mpgking.htm The Last Berkshire Eleven http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgeleven.htm Not a cricket match, but another great military disaster Tue, 13 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/lpgeleven.htm Bonnie Montrose http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/mpgmontrose.htm Not even Dundee can rival Montrose's high street. Wed, 14 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/mpgmontrose.htm An Ode to the Queen http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/mpgqueen.htm Even the teetotal McGonagall breaks open the wine for Queen Victoria Thu, 15 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/mpgqueen.htm The Battle of Shina, in Africa http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgshina.htm The last-minute intervention of a passing Scotchman proves decisive Fri, 16 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgshina.htm